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Re: Coming home letter

PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:09 pm
by Randy Smith
How appropriate. HAHAHAHAHA I sure remember a lot of what was forewarned in this dispatch but as usual the "?DEPT. OF THE ARMY?" left a few things out.

I didn't read anything about waking the returnee up by using something to prod him with that is longer than arms reach.

Nothing there about keeping him away from young males with facial hair and braids wearing sandles.

Not a word of the absolute omission of any movies or conversations containing hanoi jane.(And yes I know hanoi and jane should be capitalized but just can't bring myself to do it.)

And at the very least they should have included the fact that under no circumstances should he be exposed to sudden loud noises of any kind.

I'm sure there are many others that I also am leaving out so how about it you one time returnees out there---think of any to add! :lol: