Lyrics
The Wannabe Rap
© Ray Sarlin, 2002. All rights reserved.

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Chuka chuka chuka chuka chuka chuka.

Mouse, one little problem with a wannabe
Is they don't wannaknow what they want to be
For if they knew where people who were will be
They'd wannabe some fink other than a wannabe.

Sigh!

At least a wannabe doctor or a wannabe priest
Have a commercial motive to their wannamake belief
And a wannabe lawyer or a wannabe judge
Use their wannabe powers to pursue their grudge.

Sheesh!

But a wannabe war veteran, whatever can he see?
Why would anyone wanna buy into a life of misery?
Sorry, Mouse, he can't steal our honor or our dignity
No... he jus' makes it harder for dumb civvies to see.

Bastards!

Tell you what, all you bastard wannabes...
Mouse is on your case and now you're gonna see...
Wannabe's not a place where you will want to be...
You wanna keep your manhood, then you gonna wanna flee!

Thanks, Mouse. Break it down now!

Uuhhhh. Ahhhh. Uuhhhh. Ahhhh.

[Instrumental riff]

Chuka chuka chuka chuka chuka chuka.


© Ray Sarlin, 2002. All rights reserved.